Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a stupid doodle based on their URL.
I’m bored and my room is hot
1) Is there any way to get in shape instantaneously? Because this not-being-able-to-eat-chocolate-all-day shit is getting really old really fast
2) WHY CAN’T THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ROOM COOL OFF. I have a fan directing the cool air over there but seriously…. gosh
3) It’s one of those days where I’m just laying around my room pretending I’m super awesome and admiring my (newly grown to size D) boobs. And I have that random strong urge to start trying to be a model or start a band again, neither of which will happen.
4) Any guys out there want to have a threesome with my boyfriend and I? It would make him super happy. He wants me to be adventurous.